What am I?

I´m not an angel
not a demon.

I´m not happy
and not sad.

I´m not awake
but I´m not sleeping.

I´m not nice
and I´m not mean.

What am I then?

I´m a crossbreed
between an angel
and a demon.

I´m happy for all the
good things in life.

I´m sad for all the
sad things in life.

And I´m angry for all the
bad things that happens.

I´m living in my own
little dreamworld
where nothing bad can happen.

I´m nice to you if
you´re nice to me.

If you´re not nice
to me maybe I´ll be
nice to you just to
annoy you. But if you´re
mean to my friends
I´ll probably beat you sensless!

Detta hittade jag nyss i ett gammalt kollegieblock, måste vara minst 6-7 år sedan jag skrev detta.